CHAPTER 2 : The Chaos Crew I Call Family !

Hey there!

Welcome to my family—where things are always a bit chaotic, everyone’s got a joke (even if it’s bad), and love is served with a side of craziness. Don’t worry, I won’t bore you with every family story or list out all the root members of my clan. Instead, let me introduce the three people I live with. Promise, it won’t be that long. Okay, let’s start!"

It was September 5, 2003, when a 29-year-old guy and a 20-year-old girl decided to tie the knot, only to go on and create a superhero a year later—yep, that’s me. Of course, they’re a bit of a weird but totally cute pair, and I wouldn’t trade them for the world. Meet my lovable parents!

They were a good pair, sure, but let’s be honest, a bit on the boring side. Then, on the early morning of Friday, September 24, 2004, I made my grand debut into this world to spice things up and make their lives way more exciting. Before me, they were just a married couple—but thanks to my grand entrance, we became a real family! Oh, and just to be clear, I’m the third and definitely the best member of the squad. Lol!

My dad, He’s the definition of hardworking and funny (with a side of occasional seriousness). He’s the guy who comes up with the most illogical solutions, proudly presenting them as "brilliant ideas" to any problem I share with him. But here’s the thing: his heart’s always in the right place. He’s the kind of person who would do anything for his family—even spend money he doesn’t have or go into debt (but only if it’s for our studies).

For the past 22 years, he’s been working in the private sector, a journey that started with a humble ₹5,000 salary. Before that? Oh, he dabbled in everything—car washing, cooking, cable guy—you name it. He took on countless odd jobs as a bachelor just to get by. Jokes aside, he’s a good man with an incredible work ethic.

Now, my mom, She’s the purest soul I’ve ever met. She’s someone who constantly complains about how hard life is, but you know what? She’s never taken a day off from providing for us. She didn’t get much of an education—just primary school—but she’s given us so much more than books could ever teach. My dad only studied up to the 12th grade, by the way, but they both made sure we got the education they never had.

For the past 18 years, my mom has been working as a cook for wealthy families. Before that, she even worked as a maid for low pay, all to make sure my sister and I had the chance to become educated and, most importantly, good people. I love her beyond words, and one day, I’ll make sure she finally gets the rest and comfort she’s been longing for all her life.

Honestly, I could write an entire book about my parents. But for now, let’s leave it here—you’ll get to see their roles unfold in the upcoming chapters.

Alright, let’s hop into our time machine and travel back to November 26, 2006. It was an afternoon, and my mom was just casually watching TV, completely unaware that the fourth member of our family was about to make her grand entrance. Yep, that’s the day my sister decided to show up and shake things up. Her name is Keerthana—Keerthu for short (but don’t ask me, because I hate that name!). Honestly, I didn’t even get a cool pet name, so… a little jealous here.

Let me give you a formal introduction to my wonderfully annoying sister: As of today, she's 18 years old and Now, for some fun facts about her—first off, she’s convinced she’s fairer than me (not true, though, but let her have it). She’s the queen of petty arguments, fighting over literally everything—even on days when everything is going great, especially with me. Seriously, if I’ve survived her, I deserve a medal.

When it comes to studying, she’s... well, let’s just say, average (but don't tell her I said that). She can sing a little, but it’s not like she’s a secret pop star or anything. She's not that talented like me, but hey, she’ll survive. Just kidding! She’s actually smart, talented, and, yeah, annoyingly persistent.

She’s the one I’ve spent the most time talking to in my life (and she’s got all the embarrassing stories). But if I keep going, I might accidentally leak some of her secrets. So, let’s wrap up her intro here—just know that she's my partner in crime, the one I love to fight with, and still one of the best parts of my life.

And that’s my family for you—chaotic, hilarious, and full of love. They might test my patience daily, but they’re the reason life is never dull. From Dad’s questionable solutions to Mom’s endless care and my sister’s constant mischief, it’s a circus I wouldn’t trade for anything.

Stick around, because the rollercoaster of stories is just getting started. Catch you in the next chapter!